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Aug. 16th, 2008 08:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pluraltaking my little sister
and a gaggle of her friends
out for her 21st birthday
Dinner at her favorite restaurant
And I've arranged for a VIP table
At a swanky club downtown
Being the only guy
In a gaggle of 21 year old girls
Is rough but I'll manage
It remains good to be the king
Even if I'd rather have the juice
And the squeeze
and a gaggle of her friends
out for her 21st birthday
Dinner at her favorite restaurant
And I've arranged for a VIP table
At a swanky club downtown
Being the only guy
In a gaggle of 21 year old girls
Is rough but I'll manage
It remains good to be the king
Even if I'd rather have the juice
And the squeeze
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Date: 2008-08-18 08:53 pm (UTC)Nah, I had a good time, even if my little sisters friends
scare me in a very deep and profound way
[in terms of the future of humanity]
What is really scary however
is that my minimum age rule
has always been legal drinking age
and in the past ten years
90 some percent of my women
have been between 21-23 years old
I'm entirely not prepared
to have my little sister
be older than one of my girlfriends
bah
maybe I should just grow the fuck up already
hehe