Pre-emptive strike for the WIN!

[plural]

[what can I say it is the Israeli national past time]

Ok so yeah, I'm singling someone out here
and being something a complete bastard by doing so
but it is a moral imperativae

There are five photographs of one woman
view them at your leisure
and answer the poll at the bottom of this post
[no slacking on the poll either]
[I'll be watching you]















[Poll #1218379]

full disclosure:

The plural is smitten,
as some of you have already guessed
and so for you
and everyone else
consider this an introduction

Comments

[ernunnos.livejournal.com]

One part Russian bride, one part Liz Phair. That can't end well, but she'll write a great lyric about you.

[plural.livejournal.com]

oh fill out the damn poll already

*grin*

[doc-neuro.livejournal.com]

shit dude, you've got good taste. smokin hot was my selection, only because I've got no clue what FAP stands for. Her brunette friend in the third pic aint bad either. If she's free and you marry the redhead, hook a brother up.

[plural.livejournal.com]

FAP FAP FAP

it is a sound effect, use context and your imagination.

and
indeed I do, luckily for me, her taste in men isn't nearly as refined

*grin*

[doc-neuro.livejournal.com]

when it comes down to it most womens' tastes arent. I mean, there's what they say they want and then there's what they actually go for.

so if you end up married, just make sure the seating arrangements for the wedding reception have me at the same table as the hot brunette friend. I'll handle the rest and either get slapped in the face or laid. or better yet, both.

[plural.livejournal.com]

I'll handle the rest and either get slapped in the face or laid. or better yet, both.


You've learned well grasshopper...

[doc-neuro.livejournal.com]

did you like my suggestion in answer to your poll? you screened all the answers, but mine should stand out above the rest.

Hmmm

[soft-steps.livejournal.com]

I can't quite figure out whether to be pissed... or amused...
Well luckily for you mister... amused is winning...
*shakes head and laughs*

[plural.livejournal.com]

*smile*

I've always done better with the whole

asking for forgiveness
instead of
asking for permission

I'm sure it is all about the dimples

Re: Hmmm

[doc-neuro.livejournal.com]

well I'll be buggered, here she is in the binary (as opposed to in the flesh), in all her redheaded glory. congratulations my dear, you're eljay famous now.

Re: Hmmm

[soft-steps.livejournal.com]

*Curtsy*
Why thank you!
(While sneakily still kicking P under the vitual table)

Re: Hmmm

[plural.livejournal.com]

*grins, dodges the kick and continues doing other things under the table*

Re: Hmmm

[soft-steps.livejournal.com]

You are an evil, evil man and I have now decided that when I see you I shall give you 100 lashes... with a wet lettuce leaf... I hope you are shaking in your boots mister.
*Starts searching for a hardy lettuce leaf*

[plural.livejournal.com]

Hmmm pity

I was rather hoping

you'd use your tongue

[rdg.livejournal.com]

the brunette in #3 appeals to me more

what in god's name is she drinking in #5?

[soft-steps.livejournal.com]

*grin*
Now while it doesn't look too tasty, that punch was freakin awesome

[rdg.livejournal.com]

"pairs well with mozzarella sticks"

[plural.livejournal.com]

*smirk*

what doesn't pair well with mozza sticks?

[moderndayhippie.livejournal.com]

She's freakin hot, plural! Have fun with that. She looks like a bit of a wild child.

[plural.livejournal.com]

Yeah a boring fellow like myself, needs a bit of the wild side.

*grin*

and thanks!

[soft-steps.livejournal.com]

*arches eyebrow*
I don't think you need any more wild side plural,
and if this is you being boring... I don't think I could handle much of you being exciting!
...
I'm lying. I can take it!
*grin, wink*

[pnendick.livejournal.com]

[plural.livejournal.com]

Coffee is for closers...