Tonight

[plural]

was
most frustrating

as I said before
I canceled a date
which I was looking forward to
[and which would have been]
[shall we say gratifying]

I had a good day regardless
and had a delightful chat
with a dear friend
in the early evening

before going out

but the rest of the night
was pure torture

Look at it this way
I head out about 11
knowing it can't be a late night
because I have to get up in the morning
so pretty much
I can go out
have a couple of drinks
socialize
then come home to bed
thats it

I meet up with a whole bunch of friends
and spend the entire night
having my friends very attractive girlfriends
confide in me
about how incredibly horny they are tonight

well, gee, thanks
I really needed that tonight

now I'll just go home and masturbate with the belt sander
thanks ever so much

Comments

[radiantsun.livejournal.com]

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha. I like the orbital sanders myself.

[plural.livejournal.com]

Can't say I've tried that, you'll have to give me a demonstration.