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Best halloween abuse of your child

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[nelliebelle.livejournal.com]

oh no, you did that thing i hate!

[plural.livejournal.com]

of course

A wise man knows never to be too charming or perfect
as it makes one seem inaccessible to the lasses

far better to choose ones flaws selectively
rather than blunder into them
like a knuckle dragging oaf