Several completely unrelated thoughts about the same thing

[plural]

One

Hot Diggity, Hot Damn

Australian women are hot
and they're genetically predisposed to handcuffs
I really need to make a trip down under

Two

Progress can often be slow
with a woman who is shy
even slightly disconcerting
but it is fun when you can
bring them out of their shell
[the same applies to anyone]
[really, I just don't actually talk to men]

Three

How do you tell a woman
who you are attracted to
that you do not want to sleep with her
because of someone else she has slept with

It isn't even an
eww you slept with him thing
more a someone I'd rather not
have that level of connection to

ok fine
it is an eww you slept with him
thing

Four

I'm feeling a need for Opera
[ernunnos it is all your fault]
[thank you kindly good sir]

and as luck has it

Handel's Julius Caesar is playing on the 24th

and as old Julius is one of my personal heroes
it is among my favorite operas

along with of course the Jew of Malta
after all an opera wit a Machiavellian Jew
[and Machiavelli himself, even poorly treated]
that's almost like heaven

which is a bit soon for my instant gratification taste
but will allow me plenty of time to enjoy
the anticipation

Of course

I'll require arm candy
hmm whatever is a boy to do.

I declare a thumb war