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Jan. 24th, 2007 04:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pluralThis has been going around
and I thought I'd post my results
just to shame all you christian type people
who have done oh so poorly
I mean, I'm jewish for christ sake
all that new testament stuff aint my religon
however
apparently the catholic church has gotten one thing right
[in approximately 2000 years]
I am, in fact, evil
oh and as if any of you even had to guess
proving that I do know how to speak properly
even if I aint always gooder bout doin' it
and I thought I'd post my results
just to shame all you christian type people
who have done oh so poorly
I mean, I'm jewish for christ sake
all that new testament stuff aint my religon
You know the Bible 95%!
Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!
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however
apparently the catholic church has gotten one thing right
[in approximately 2000 years]
I am, in fact, evil
| You Are 78% Evil |
 You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. |
oh and as if any of you even had to guess
Captain Redbeard 11 Classicness, -10 Technology, -1 Team, 4 Aggressiveness |
Found in: 6285 Black Seas Barracuda, 1989 |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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Your Language Arts Grade: 98%
Way to go! You know not to trust the MS Grammar Check and you know "no" from "know." Now, go forth and spread the good word (or at least, the proper use of apostrophes).
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proving that I do know how to speak properly
even if I aint always gooder bout doin' it
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Date: 2007-01-25 01:03 am (UTC)Roses are red
Violets are blue
If it weren't for Jesus
I'd be a Jew
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Date: 2007-01-25 01:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-25 01:23 am (UTC)I just realized I can't remember all of the books of the OT anymore. When I was a kid we memorized them according to a little tune. I start getting them all mixed up now somewhere around Esther.
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Date: 2007-01-25 01:25 am (UTC)Wow! You are truly a student of the Bible! Some of the questions were difficult, but they didn't slow you down! You know the books, the characters, the events . . . Very impressive!
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Not too awful for a guy who's never been to a church service.
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Date: 2007-01-25 02:23 am (UTC)but if a jew can ace that test
with all those NT questions
no one should be allowed to claim themselves
a christian
without doing better than me
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Date: 2007-01-25 02:24 am (UTC)the OT I'm good on
I dont know the NT
from a whole in the wall
[well apparently I do]
[I just didnt realize I did]
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Date: 2007-01-25 02:27 am (UTC)Seriously: Reading the bible was a big factor in my renouncement of Christianity. That said, I still have a deep appreciation for the philosophy of Jesus Christ (as it's been handed down to us, anyway, all disclaimers obviously apply).
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Date: 2007-01-25 02:28 am (UTC)I think you need to re-take that grammar test, Mister.
;-)
95 for the same reason
Date: 2007-01-25 02:58 am (UTC)Matched your
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Date: 2007-01-25 06:30 am (UTC)Suddenly we were talking about the nature of Christ, Christ in Islam, Muhammed, the nature of God, The Bible, etc... and he finally just stopped and said, "Are you well read about the bible because you believe it, or well read about it because you dont?"
"Because I dont."
And he just shrugged and said, "Thats so sad." and ended it.
Hehe.. my guess is that it was just so sad that I, a nonbeliever (I didnt mention that I was Pagan, but hey), knew more about the bible than he...
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Date: 2007-01-25 02:29 pm (UTC)Dude I think you're Jewish because your mother would kill you if you weren't... Christ had nothing to do with it... In fact, I'm pretty sure he gave his life convincing you you aren't.