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The Iranian ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and
walked out into the lobby where he met the United States ambassador John Bolton.

They exchanged pleasantries and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know I
have just one question about what I have seen in America.

Ambassador Bolton said, "Well anything I can do to help you, I will."

The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there
is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese,
but no Iranians. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there
aren't any Arabs or Muslims on Star Trek."

Bolton laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador and whispered back,
"It's because it takes place in the future."

Date: 2006-09-06 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com
You'll note there aren't any Jews either...

Date: 2006-09-06 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
Thats because we're all off camera
counting all the money we made
financing the construction of starfleet

Date: 2006-09-06 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com
What kind of suckers are you, when anything you want can be created from atoms?

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