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plural ([personal profile] plural) wrote2006-09-02 01:02 am
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Imagine you're a cop
you pull a guy over
for exceeding the speed limit
get out of your car
walk over to his
and discover that
he has no fricken arms

What would you do?

Personally, I'd buy the crazy fucker a beer
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[identity profile] lima-pcp.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Either that, or beat him.

[identity profile] perfection1144.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
That reminds me of a surgery case I was in a few weeks ago. My job involves having blood drawn from the patient before they're operated on (usually from typical IV sites in the hands/arms). The patient had no arms and the veins in the leg sucked. When it was obvious there was nothing to stick from the foot, we had to just give it up because there was no where else to go and everyone was ready to begin.

[identity profile] sickboy.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as he's not driving home after the beer, I'd do the same!
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