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the long ass meme
(fyi, I'm having problems with my ftp site so my trip photos are delayed, and since I'm frustrated with working on it, I'm going out on a boat with some friends and getting drunk)
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| ✓ I miss somebody right now. | ✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Any) | ✓ I own lots of books. (Yup) |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. | × I love to play video games. (eh, rarely do I find one which interests me) | ✓ I've tried marijuana. (I inhaled even) |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. (well duh) | × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. | × I believe honesty is usually the best policy. |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. | × I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (not really sure on this one, in some ways perhaps, although I'm not sure how much regression counts) | × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (but mom - all the cool kids are cutting too) |
| ✓ I have broken someone's bones. (life happens) | × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (used to, but I've dumped most of em here, and those I havent I could without feeling much one way other the other) | × I hate the rain. (fuck that, I love the rain) |
| ✓ I'm paranoid at times. (at times is a bit generous but sure) | × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. | × I need/want money right now. |
| ✓ I love sushi. (mmm mmm I found nemo) | ✓ I talk really, really fast. (when I'm excited or interested) | × I have fresh breath in the morning. |
| × I have long hair. | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. (well, if you count being overly drunk and literally losing it, as opposed to gambling, sure) | ✓ I have at least one sibling. (three actually) |
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S. | × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. | × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. (I need to get my ass back to the gym but other than that I'm good) | × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. | × I am usually pessimistic. |
| × I have a lot of mood swings. | ✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (not that it interests me but having it illegal seems rather pointless) | ✓ I slept with a roommate. (who hasnt?) |
| ✓ I have a hidden talent. (oh yeah baby, come over here and I'll show you) | × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. | × I have a lot of friends. (I have a lot of acquaintances, and a few close friends) |
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex. | × I enjoy talking on the phone. | × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. |
| × I love to shop and/or window shop. | × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. | × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. | ✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. | ✓ I've rejected someone before. |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. (more than one actually but probably not how you think) | ✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (what fun would that be?) | ✓ I want to have children in the future. (sure, why not) |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. (yup) | × I've called the cops on a friend before. | × I'm not allergic to anything. |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (always) | × I am shy around the opposite sex. | ✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (pretty much) |
| ✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (prolly, not that I'm gonna count) | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (tried? is that what we're calling it now?) | × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. |
| × I own the "South Park" movie. | × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. | ✓ I enjoy some country music. (mostly the old stuff, patsy cline rocks my socks) |
| ✓ I would die for my best friends. (I'd prefer not to, lets just say I'd risk dying for em, even if the odds sucked) | × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. | × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. |
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. | ✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (they didnt have a problem with it, why should I?) | ✓ I am happy at this moment. (damn skippy) |
| × I'm obsessed with guys. | × Democrat. | × Republican. |
| ✓ I don't even know what I am. (one of those enternally stupid question, I know what I am when I'm dead, until then I'm a work in progess) | × I am punk rockish. | × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (used to, probably would still if chicks older didnt tend to be a) psycho or b) damaged or c) with kids, although the last could be overcome provide the first two arent also true) |
| × I study for tests most of the time. | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. | ✓ I can work on a car. (I am the lizard king, I can do anything, not that you'd probably want me to) |
| ✓ I love my job(s). (oh yeah, you would too) | ✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (comfortable sure, but not too comfortable, always more work to be done) | ✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (indeed, got it done 11 years ago) |
| ✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (yup) | ✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (what good southern boy hasnt) | ✓ I love sea turtles. (they're nifty) |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. | × I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (does already having done it count?) | × I am proficient on a musical instrument. |
| × I hate office jobs. | × I went to college out of state. | × I am adopted. |
| × I am a pyro. | × I have thrown up from crying too much. | ✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (that's life, what are ya gonna do) |
| × I fall for the worst people. | × I adore bright colours. | × I usually like covers better than originals. |
| ✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (I have prehensile feet) | × I can't whistle. |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (grew up on them, had to shoot mine when I was 14, havent owned once since, although I still ride occasionally and have been thinking about changing that recently) | × I still have every journal I've ever written in. | × I talk in my sleep. (I've been known to, but it isnt a common occurence) |
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (nah, but I've often lusted for a society where dueling was legal) | × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. | × I wear a toe ring. |
| × I have a tattoo. | × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (if I dont like someone I work with, I just go to a different bar) | × I am a caffeine junkie. |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. | × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (no comment) | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. |
| ✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (few things are finer imco) | × I'm an artist. (no, but I've been accused of being one) | × I am ambidextrous. |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. | × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (whats the freaking point of a nudist colony then?) | × I have terrible teeth. |
| × I hate my toes. | × I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. | ✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (eh, sort of, the internet is how I keep in touch with my real life friends, although I've made a number of close real life friends through my journal) |
| ✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (holy understatement batman) | × I am extremely flexible. | × I love hugs more than kisses. |
| × I want to own my own business. | ✓ I smoke. (like a fish) | × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. |
| ✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (thank god for that, but maybe one day I'll get a lobotomy and retire as a normal person) | ✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (movies sure, games what the fuck?) | ✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (well duh) |
| × I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. | × I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (yeah I like I give a fuck) | × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. |
| ✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. | × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (yup, deep seated emotional problems, not that I found any help so well fuck it, I just dealt with it) | × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. |
| × I can't stand being alone. | × I have at least one obsession at any given time. | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (the thought that people actually do this seriously makes me consider genocide) |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. | ✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (but I'm always right so...) | × I'm a HUGE drama-queen. |
| ✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (who me? yup) | × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. | × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. |
| × I am a Libertarian. | ✓ I can speak more than one language. | × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. | ✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (recently anyway) | × I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. |
| × I have no piercings. | ✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. | × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. | ✓ I like most animals better than most people. |
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. | ✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (finally an interesting and worthwhile question) |
| × I am compulsively honest. (I wouldnt go that far, but I have a tendency towards the uncomfortable truth) | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. | ✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (I dont think this really counts as I'm a guy) |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. | × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. | ✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (or two or three) |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. | ✓ I dislike milk. (intensely) | ✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (I'm a cook, its a professional hazard) |
| × I always carry something significant around with me. | × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. | ✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. | ✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. | ✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (unless someone is a close friend (in which case empathy is easy) I have a zero-tolerance drama policy) | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (drag races are for pussies, intercity rally racing on the other hand) |
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. | ✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Hell no, I support single moms) | ✓ I don't like to chew gum. (not usually, no reason though) |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (never? nah, but sometimes sure) | × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. |
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (are you fucking kidding me? no matter the claims of honesty's desirability, the reality is that the supply of it will always exceed the demand) | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. | ✓ I love to sing. (but only in the shower) |
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. | ✓ I have a custom-built computer. (I build all my machines, so yes) | × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. | ✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. | × I've performed in three plays. |
| ✓ I enjoy burritos. | × I'm Irish and loving it. | ✓ I have a thing for redheads. (hubba hubba) |
| × I am a twin! | ✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. | × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. |
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (now what fun would that be?) | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. | × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. |
| ✓ I need more time to myself. (well than most people, of course I take it, so I'm good) | × I wish I was more open-minded. | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. (I'm just the personification of evil like that) | × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. | ✓ I say random things to freak people out. |
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. | × I love playing Truth or Dare. | × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. | × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. | ✓ I think this survey is particularly long. |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. | ✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (quite true, but I can dislike anyone) | × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (bah starbucks sucks, I wouldnt drink that shit if I was paid too, but I used to start my mornings with an espresso +4 extra shots made by a real barista) |
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