So, about last night?

[plural]

if you dont remember
you dont want to

trust me

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I'm posting this against my better judgement
because what good is utterly humiliating your friends
if you cant post it to the internet
for everyone to enjoy

the backstory

last night was the rugby teams end of season banquet and awards night

the guys, showered, shaved and got suited up
[and I went around tying the ties for the guys]
[whose mommas werent home to do it for them]

and we had a surprisingly civilized cocktail hour
followed by a delicious dinner
then the awards were presented

afterwards everyone retired to my house
to convene the tribunal known as

Kangaroo Court

this ancient and hallowed tradition
seeks to mete out justice and shame
to all those who misbehaviors might not have been properly recognized
and of course to share those tales with anyone who might not have been present

in the interest of fairness
there is a sitting judge and jury
as well as a prosecutor and someone is appointed to defend the accused

charges are first formally laid by the prosecutor
then the floor is opened for additional charges from the gallery
and usually the defense attorney tacks on an extra couple
for good measure

as you might guess
it rapidly descended into utter madness
[you know its a good party]
[when floor space for passing out on]
[is hotly contested]

I will warn you
some of the pictures in the gallery
linked below are not worksafe
hell some arent any kind of safe

but remember kids these are trained professionals
and this was done under the close (and drunken) supervision
of more than one paramedic

do not attempt this at home

without further ado

Kangaroo Court

Comments

[msliminal.livejournal.com]

Wow, quite a party there.

That guy has the hairiest ass that I've ever seen.

I think you might have a crush on that brunette with the long hair and the nice teeth.

Thanks for the pics of the chicks kissing. That's always a great way to start the day.

[plural.livejournal.com]

indeed

and yeah he gets my vote too

nah, just a friend, she likes to mug for photos and isnt a half bad subject so I oblige her

isnt it though

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sacchi/]

Good lord.

[plural.livejournal.com]

Trust me dearie, the good lord was most conspiciously absent on that occasion

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sacchi/]

(sorry, delayed comment notification)

He certainly was. *shields virgin eyes*

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

Looks like the sort of baccanalia you'd find at any sands point party.

Congratulations, you seem to have finally found a home away from home.

[plural.livejournal.com]

Heh, I do my best

Eh, something like that, definitely an improvement anyway

[thawaltzingfool.livejournal.com]

Apparently you throw a decent party.

However, I worry that you spent the whole night taking photos.

[plural.livejournal.com]

One does what one can *grin*

nah, most of the photos are from the actual court proceeding which was only about two hours long, after that I was partying myself save for two photo breaks where I did a quick tour of the house taking pictures of what everyone was doing.

[consume.livejournal.com]

shoot the boot!

[plural.livejournal.com]

but of course

we couldnt forget such an illustrious tradition