plural | Perfect Season

7 - 0

any questions?

All seven girls turned you down? That sucks man. I wish I could say I know how you feel, but I've never been rejected.

fool

that'd be 0 - 7

wins always go before losses

and

no

this is rugby

and that makes an undefeated season

biznatch

So... All seven did turn you down?

no no no

only the first three

the last four accepted

it hurts
but I'll survive I think

You're slipping, man... Almost down to 50-50?

Life really does end at 30, doesn't it?

yup

well

there were twelve

but once I got to four

I figured it was enough for one old man

So even ambition dies.

well

these were rugby girls

so

I get some extra credit there

That's just plain wrong. :P

what?

rugby girls are damn sexy

not to mention

require a lot more energy

are any of them pissing blood?

well kenny
[the guy who broke his nose last week]
cracked a bone in his foot

does that count?

well, yeah if his dick got moved to his foot...

yeah that about sums up kenny