Being shallow is what I do best...

[plural]

in a good mood tonight
half a liter of good dark rum
tends to do that

and had some abfab pad thai
that I whipped up for dinner

I went out dancing last night
met a delicious pair of girls
we grabbed some food after the club closed
and hung out talking till nearly six am

they invited me to join them tonight
which I will do shortly

so I am left with that eternal question


blonde?

redhead?

both?

*wicked grin*

Comments

[darwinpolice.livejournal.com]

I had a threesome with two women last night.

They were both your mom.

[plural.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

dad

your momma jokes just dont work

when you're married to her

[darwinpolice.livejournal.com]

Three young men walk into a bar and sit down for a drink. At one point, an old man in the corner yells at the youngest guy, "Hey you! Your mother sucked my cock last night!" The bartender asks him if he wants to have the man thrown out, but he chooses to ignore the guy.

After the old man has had another beer, he yells to the second guy, "Hey! I fucked your mother last night!" But the second man ignores the old guy and rejects the bartender's second offer to have him bounced.

The man drinks yet another beer and yells, louder than ever, to the oldest of the three guys, "You! I put my dick in your mother's ass last night!" Now at this point, the bartender says, "Listen, I appreciate you guys turning the other cheek, but I have to get rid of him, he's scaring the other customers." So the young man says, "Alright guys, let's go take Dad home."