I'd rather a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotamy

[plural]

as if there is any difference
between them

I drink screwdrivers by the liter
I mix them in a sports bottle
with a nozzle top
I'm on my fourth tonight

I know it isnt bourbon
but my bourbon is too hard to acquire
to waste on benders like this

besides, I need the vitamin c
in the orange juice
to keep me going

it is the perfect diet
fruit and grains
in liquid form

cigarettes and chocolate milk vodka

liquid therapy

pick a bottle
fall into it
drink it dry

repeat
until you cant remember
why you started

Comments

[girl-on-a-stick.livejournal.com]

At least you won't be getting scurvy.

[plural.livejournal.com]

*grin*