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Nov. 18th, 2004 02:42 am
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I've had a crazy crazy ugly not happy week

this has been my first chance in days to stick my head up for some air

I've spent nearly every day this week
buried in a pile of book at the library

so yall prolly wont see or hear a lot from me for the next month

I've got five major term papers due
several final exams
a presentation
a journal

then I turn around and find out
both my mother and brother in law
each went in for surgery recently
[relatively minor from what I understand]
[but nobody bothered letting me know what was going on]

they both have come through well
so thats a good thing

you know what I could really use right now

beside a blowjob obviously

an administrative assistant
someone to keep all my shit straight for me
so I can just focus on cranking out the work

that would whip the llamas ass

Date: 2004-11-18 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lima-pcp.livejournal.com
You need a hug.

From a big-breasted underage asian babe.

Date: 2004-12-01 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
hmm

yeah that'll work

send her on over

Date: 2004-11-18 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] witsbeginning.livejournal.com
what about an administrative assistant along the lines of monica lewinsky...or at least skilled in all areas ;)

Date: 2004-11-22 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com
seeing as how liberalism is dead (in the US anyway), you could also get that administrative assistant to do the blowjobs if you worked it right...

wait, you live in Canada!!!

sucks to be you...

Date: 2004-11-26 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oshnnsun.livejournal.com
what time do I start? eliteexasstATaol
great benefits package included *smirk* -

good that all is well with the kin. good luck in the finals/presentation.

Date: 2004-11-29 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
how bout tonight, I'm out of school at 8pm

Applicant Submission

Date: 2004-11-30 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oshnnsun.livejournal.com
*smirk* I taked it then you are approving of the benefits package? Great!! Would love to report for duty.... "Sir." Can I get you some coffee? Tea? *mischievous grin*?

Date: 2004-11-30 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
oh I'm all about the benefits baby

and while tea would be swell
I think I'll take the third options

services rendered

Date: 2004-11-30 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oshnnsun.livejournal.com
Sir Plural,
I have responded - keep an eye out.

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