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[plural]

so

it is a friend of mines birthday today

she is paralyzed from the waist down

so

I was thinking

I would make her a birthday card

where the front of the card

is one of those "personal gift certificates"

for a foot massage

Comments

[darwinpolice.livejournal.com]

She's gonna kick your ass.

Oh, wait.

[plural.livejournal.com]

I know

isnt it great

[campbellconey.livejournal.com]

Prepare to be pimp slapped.