I mean whose gonna be jealous of your spending the next twenty years raising three kids completely sober because you have to spend your booze money on diapers and the only play your geenormious genitals gets is when your kids play welfare jumprope
yeah
I'll take cockslapping the president and the resulting exile to canada over that any day
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I can cheat too! :)
Date: 2004-11-12 08:12 pm (UTC)yeah but not very well
Date: 2004-11-12 08:49 pm (UTC)spending the next twenty years raising
three kids completely sober because you
have to spend your booze money on diapers
and the only play your geenormious genitals
gets is when your kids play welfare jumprope
yeah
I'll take cockslapping the president
and the resulting exile to canada
over that any day
at least I still got my booze and porn
Re: yeah but not very well
Date: 2004-11-12 10:35 pm (UTC)Diapers?
Sober?
These are words that apply only to guys who don't skip town well before paternity suits are filed, my friend.
no subject
Date: 2004-11-13 04:53 am (UTC)play the hardcore prison bitch
but we all know you're just a softy underneath