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[plural]

"Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you've half a bottle of Chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose and a teenage lovely pulling off her tube top in the next seat over while you're doing a hundred miles an hour in a suburban side street." -- P. J. O'Rourke

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[tydestra.livejournal.com]

2 bottles of Cuevo (1800 gold) on a '69 Harley roadster, while fucking the girl riding the bike, pouring on bottle over her 38D tits and drinking from the other.

[plural.livejournal.com]

having had sex on a moving motorcycle

that seems like entirely

too much work

[tydestra.livejournal.com]

Its far easier than you think ;)

Take my word on it.

[plural.livejournal.com]

having sex on a motorcycle

sure thats easy

even guzzling tequila while having sex on a motorcycle going 120mph

no worries there

its the guzzling tequila off of 38d's that gets things complicated

of course maybe thats the whole fear of suffocation thing again

[tydestra.livejournal.com]

I didn't have any problem when I did it.

[plural.livejournal.com]

yeah well

you have more experience handling 38d's than I do

[tydestra.livejournal.com]

I am the 38Ds :p

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

Ummm... When she starts giving you road head after the tube top is off.

[plural.livejournal.com]

yeah well

that was rather implied
by natural law

I mean come on

if shes peeling off her tube top in the car
road head is surely to follow

its like milk and fucking cookies

[moderndayknight.livejournal.com]

Taking a nap at home when you're supposed to be at work.

[plural.livejournal.com]

hmm if I could remember what it felt like to work...

[thesheryl.livejournal.com]

No, that's pretty good.

[darwinpolice.livejournal.com]

Same situation, only the rich slut's trust fund paid for said Chivas, coke and car.