Happy Birthday to Me

[plural]

The glorious 29

which means I have 365 days left of life

because everyone knows there is no life after 30

anyway

I am sick and all that

but I wanted to take a moment
and thank all of you who sent well wishes

lots of love and all that jazz

and I'll see you when I am feeling a bit better

-the king

Comments

Well Shit

[girl-on-a-stick.livejournal.com]

Guess I've only got 6 days left to live then.

Happy birthday.

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday, you sorry llama fucker.

[resilience.livejournal.com]

You're welcome :)

Mine's 10/10. Mark your calendar. I have 13 days and 2 years to live.

[eleven-eleven.livejournal.com]

happy hot birthday.
hope you get your fair share of ass 'n' titties
even if you are sick.

[tydestra.livejournal.com]

Since we just added each-other, and I didn't know it was your b-day:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/tydestra/411258.html

[acadiabaird.livejournal.com]

happy birthday, feel better, and you are so full of shite!
i am 34 and i live more than most 1/2 my age!

you've got a lot to look forward to.....

[atillathehung.livejournal.com]

I've had a shitload of fun since my 30th. This is turning out to be a great year:
-Proposed to a most excellent woman...and she said yes!
-Restarted my musical interests
-Occassionally having fun at work

So don't despair...and don't forget to enjoy your 29th, preferably between many sets of silken thighs.

Happy Day

[oshnnsun.livejournal.com]

Feliz cumpleaños! No life after 30? Mucho cuidado, señior! [smirk]

[princezna.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!

ps- you'll probably be even hotter at 30 anyway.

[pseudovillain.livejournal.com]

Happy day to you! I am right there with you my friend. Let's just hold 29 forever eh?

[thawaltzingfool.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!

No life after 30?! I'm in big trouble in about 2 years.

[orangecone.livejournal.com]

At least you have two years. Apparently, I'm in bonus years for the past 2.5 years.

[mselfie.livejournal.com]

happy birthday, plural. :)

[kikamer.livejournal.com]

Happy bday! Anyways, I hope you have a great 29th.
Well...there's not life after 30? Oh. I think that's when life begins.

[campbellconey.livejournal.com]

That stuff about no life after thirty is just a myth, dear. Everyone knows its at 31, not 30, when life ends. ;-)

[lordlucan.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday, me old china! But dude, less of the "no life after 30", huh? Don't make me take my slipper to you, young man!

[trishylicious.livejournal.com]

actually, i think my life got infinitely better after turning 30. No more dreading it!!!

[trishylicious.livejournal.com]

p.s. happy birthday. tie one on for us all, won'tcha?

Best wishes from beyond the grave

[sickboy.livejournal.com]

Happy Belated birthday dude!

:)

[angelz.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!! I still have 3 yrs and 4 months to go before I slow down!

[azul.livejournal.com]

29 spanks and a pinch to grow an inch :P

[plural.livejournal.com]

reow baby

and I'd wager
a pinch from you
would grow more than an inch

*wicked grin*

[azul.livejournal.com]

29 spanks and a pinch to grow an inch :P

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

I actually meant to call you, but I've been really busy the last couple of days.

[witsbeginning.livejournal.com]

i was trying to remember the birthday version that granny sings, but my mind is drawing a blank...it ends with get plastered you ba...d boy

anyways, lots of crazy wishes, llamas, videotape & other such kingly things.

[thesheryl.livejournal.com]

Happy belated Birthday! (And I hate to tell you this, but, There IS life after thirty! I'm thirty-two and rockin' the house!)

[silentounce.livejournal.com]

RUN, LOGAN, RUN!

[silentounce.livejournal.com]

RUN, LOGAN, RUN!

[aufdeutschebag.livejournal.com]

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY, MAGGOT!

[plural.livejournal.com]

you mean last night wasnt birthday sex?

[aufdeutschebag.livejournal.com]

It was still late.

[plural.livejournal.com]

oh

true

guess you only get partial credit then