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I'll keel haul me a landlubber for "Talk like a pirate day"

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[tydestra.livejournal.com]

Ninjas.

I'll be adding you, so that I have someone to sharpen my kitana on, okay?

[plural.livejournal.com]

dandy

although my lawyer insist that I warn you
we cannot be held liable for any therapy resulting from the use of our product

[tydestra.livejournal.com]

Tell your lawyers to read the fine print of the fine print.

[plural.livejournal.com]

heh

trust me

my lawyer write the fine print that goes along with the fine print of the fine print

or in the words of the last judge I appeared before

"you have the jedi knight of attorneys"

[tydestra.livejournal.com]

My lawyers wrote the Death Star compact.

Also my fine print's fine print isn't written in English, its in Spanish.

So you'll need tranlators :p

[darwinpolice.livejournal.com]