needful things

[plural]

obscure things no one needs to know about me

I prefer my toilet paper to unravel from the bottom

when I brush my teeth I wet the brush
add toothpaste wet it again
and the water must be scorching hot

I own a fingernail brush

I am inept with the following things

nail clippers, jump ropes, fax machines

I am in denial about the existence of microwaves

I have been arrested but not convicted
for 14 misdemeanors and 3 felonies

I do not believe in love at first sight

I have no sense of time or relativity to my past
meaning I don't know how long ago events in my life happened
I must make do with estimating the distance
between two known(?) points in my past

I have no favourite anything

my left nipple is pierced

I was born in the loft of a barn
on a lesbian commune
in the Missouri Ozarks
named Dragon Wagon Farm
on a Monday afternoon
outside the barn
was a tree full of cardinals
singing

I am left handed

I wear glasses that I do not need

I sleep with my cell phone beside me

my name means "a light spring rain" in Hebrew

I do not eat sweets

I have 26 scars of various lengths and textures

I am currently under the influence of alcohol

I have two cats Carlisle and Anubis
they are brother and Tabbies
and they take good care of me

I am a perfectionist and therefore hold a low opinion of myself

I have nightmares which awaken me
with screams and cold sweats almost
every night

I am unable or unwilling to trust anyone period

my biggest pet peeve is when people don't
rinse out the bathroom sink after using it
especially when they leave globs of
toothpaste or slivers of hair from shaving

I do not watch television

It has been over a year since I have
had sex with someone who interested me
in anyway other than physically

I like to spoon

and while I am sure there is more
that is all for now

to sleep
perchance to dream
peacefully

Comments

[kansaschica.livejournal.com]

that one made me speechless.

i find you most interesting...

[subblimegrrl.livejournal.com]

you say a lot of things that amaze me, really.

tp?

[debgirl001.livejournal.com]

toilet paper should always be unravelled from the top.

whenever i'm in a bathroom and i see it coming from the bottom i am always very tempted to switch it around.

i guess that's one of my pet peeves.

sacre bleu

[plural.livejournal.com]

never would have
figured you
for a tp of the top
kinda gal

*grin*

Re: sacre bleu

[debgirl001.livejournal.com]

well, i was taught that from the top was the proper way to have tp... reinforced by fancy hotels.

[i love moments.]

[puissance.livejournal.com]

i abhor microwaves. and
i won't cook with them.

i pretended to lose my cell phone.

i have one scar on my shoulder blades. where my wings grew from.

television is so nonvisionary.
but some cartoons
such as the one with the cat
are ok.

obscure for obscure,
un occioh per un occioh.

[sksk2.livejournal.com]

we all have so much time on our hands.

it scares me.

*sigh*

[sickboy.livejournal.com]

I feel like I am selling a piece of my soul every time I sleep with someone that I have no other interest in other than physical attraction. Especially since without anything else there, the attraction goes away pretty quickly.