Fucking Canada

[plural]

you would think a place that smokes so much pot would have decent munchies

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[iamjosh.livejournal.com]

ketchup chips are decent!

[plural.livejournal.com]

step away from the crack pipe

[behindtheview.livejournal.com]

BAHAHHAHAHAHA

[ignote.livejournal.com]

Cheese and crackers!

Yum.

[plural.livejournal.com]

yeah thats my standard munchie

but sometimes you want a lil variation ya know

[campbellconey.livejournal.com]

When I was in Canada last, McDonald's was selling the McLobster sandwhich, which looked like a hot dog, on a hot dog bun, only with lobster flavoring.

In other words, I totally empathize with the lack of Canadian munchies.

[plural.livejournal.com]

well I havent seen on in person

but the pictures at least appear to be
lobster meat peices rather
than a hot dog looking thing now

but yeah

still pretty dodgy

and hey

welcome and stuff

[campbellconey.livejournal.com]

:-) Dodgy, yes.

Hey, thanks for the welcome and thanks for adding me and you have now been added, in turn.

Good news re: no longer looking hot dog-ish.

[plural.livejournal.com]

well like I said

I've only seen the advertised photos
[and we know not to believe those]

[campbellconey.livejournal.com]

As an public relations/marketing/advertising exec, I take offense at that. ;-) ha ha.

[plural.livejournal.com]

*grin*

pr and marketing?

what are you trying to compete with lawyers?

[campbellconey.livejournal.com]

hee hee, i know.

actually, i am a writer, and in order to pay the bills i had to do something. :-)

[plural.livejournal.com]

would it be too far out of line to guess that you specialize in fiction?

*grin*

and dont feel bad

we all gotta pay the bills, and at least your choice does keep your creativity flowing

[campbellconey.livejournal.com]

Yes. Fiction. And what's worse, poet and playwright. All high dollar careers. ;-)

Yes, keeps the creativity flowing. Also gives me entree' (sp?) to a special place in hell.

[plural.livejournal.com]

indeed

well if you want an honest career that you arent ashamed to tell your family about

you can become the resident poet/playwright in my harem

the pay sucks but the benefits are first class and there is plenty of time for you to write.

as for hell

considering I have obtained the contractual rights to all of Hell Inc.'s assets starting in 2010, I am sure we can come to some arrangement

[campbellconey.livejournal.com]

Hmmm....I didn't realize your writers harem had openings, but this is certainly something to fall back on. ;-)

good news re: hell. at the very least, you could garner me an air-conditioned suite.

[plural.livejournal.com]

oh its not a writers harem

I just find value in having
women of intellect and culture
in my harem

as for hell
you should see the plans for the place

you will hardly recognize it when I'm done

[thesheryl.livejournal.com]

Crunchy Chee-tos and Humpty Dumpty party mix. Maybe you need to live next to a convenience store...
I will agree that salt and vinegar chips are gross as Hell.

[plural.livejournal.com]

ehh

cheetos aint my thing but I'll give you those

but you're smoking teh crack if you think
I am gonna eat humpty dumpty after he's been
on the ground all this time

[thesheryl.livejournal.com]

Oh...never thought of that...EEEEEEEWWWWWW!