What did I just say?

[plural]

sometimes
I say the darnedest things
takes this quote from a recent conversation



"my least favorite thing about this damn town

is that the grocery stores are not 24 hours

it has put a serious cramp in my sex life"


in the context of the conversation
it seemed perfectly normal
but after I said it
I had to wonder
just what that was saying about my sex life

Comments

[ipsafictura.livejournal.com]

Assumedly that you're responsible enough to buy condoms, but don't have enough forethough to keep them on hand. ;)

[plural.livejournal.com]

nah

I have to special order my condoms as there isnt a store here that carries them.

[ipsafictura.livejournal.com]

Ooo, special.

Latex allergy?

So what does have you going to the store at all hours?

[plural.livejournal.com]

no allergy

it is a size issue

I am hung like a light switch

and

it is for groceries of course

why else would I need a grocery store

*grin*

I like to cook my women breakfast, not to mention have food to play with

and having a grocery store that doesnt open until ten am, and not at all on sunday is a major pain in the ass

[ipsafictura.livejournal.com]

The grocery stores are closed on Sundays? How annoying.

[plural.livejournal.com]

indeed

in fact everything is closed on sundays

shopping wise anyway

bars, restaurants and conviences stores
are about all that is open

[ipsafictura.livejournal.com]

This is why America is better.

Actually, America is not better, and depending on how this election turns out I'm seriously considering a pilgrimage to The Frozen Wastes of Soviet Canuckistan.

[plural.livejournal.com]

I'll always have room up here in my harem for you love

[ipsafictura.livejournal.com]

Aww, so sweet.