Meaningful Symbols
Mar. 4th, 2004 05:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pluralThe Republican National Committee announced today that
the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom.
The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today,
because a condom accepts inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.
the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom.
The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today,
because a condom accepts inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.
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Date: 2004-03-06 08:26 am (UTC)