An Indian Fable

[plural]

This is the story of Onestone the Indian Brave. This was his Indian name
given to him because he had only one testicle.


After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"


The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a
young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone."


He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest. There he
ravished her all day, he ravished her all night, he ravished her all the next
day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.


The word got around that Onestone meant business.


Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
after many years away. Yellow Bird who was Blue Bird's cousin was overjoyed when
she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone."


Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he ravished
her all day, ravished her all night, ravished her all the next day, ravished
her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

And the moral of the story?

You cant kill two birds with one stone

Comments

[azul.livejournal.com]

What a great way to go though...cute joke :)

[plural.livejournal.com]

well I cant promise I'll kill ya
cause
disposing corpses
is not nearly as fun as it looks on tv

but
the whole two days of ravishing
thing
does sound like fun