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[plural]

Real men hunt sharks with Plastic Knives

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[mos-18c30vw3w9.livejournal.com]

Knives, plastic or otherwise, like all other sharp or blunt weapons, are for pussies. Real men bite the sharks.

[plural.livejournal.com]

cant man

sharks arent kosher

its a jew thing you know

have to just strangle the bastard I suppose

[witsbeginning.livejournal.com]

or you could just head but it, or give it a noogie, either way would probably work ;)

[mos-18c30vw3w9.livejournal.com]

Grab it by the tail and pull it through the water backwards so it can't breathe.

[plural.livejournal.com]

That'll work

though someone else suggested headbutting it
and
as I seem to be on a roll with those
I
think I will try that