Everybody's a critic, but I have a question for yall

[plural]

So

I finally got around to watching
the paris hilton video

which was
as
damn near everyone said

pretty pathetic

and

yeah I agree with the many comments

she does indeed have no ass
and couldnt suck a cock out of a paper bag

there has been commentary about
her cell phone ring tone and the TV in the background

even comments about how her eyes look raccoony
but nobody asked the most obvious question

if you are going to make a movie

why the fuck do you have the lights off?

If it was a scam like she didnt know I could understand
but both of them seemed into the fact it was being filmed
yet
it never occured to them
to turn on the lights?

that is some serious genius there

Comments

[nandan.livejournal.com]

I thought she had a nice figure. Seems like men today are pretty demanding, if they have to pick on the technique of a blond nicely proportioned heiress who is obviously up for almost anything as long as it doesn't involve turning off her cell phone. I've seen way worse porn than that.

[plural.livejournal.com]

oh those werent
my criticisms
I was just saying that I could understand
those which were made

and yes
there is much worse porn that that
my
only real critique is the lighting

[nandan.livejournal.com]

Well, if it comes to that, the soundtrack at the end was plenty odd.

If the obscenely rich can't at least amuse us, they serve no purpose at all.