Life Philosophies

[plural]

I have several strata of philosophies
at various levels of depth and searching

One of my favorites

which I am prompted to post about
do to an inquiry by swimslave
about my love of olives
is this


Water is proof that God exists
Olives and booze are proof that he loves us and wants us to be happy


So if God exists; if he loves us and wants us to be happy
What more do you really need to know?

Comments

[iamnight.livejournal.com]

Water is proof that God exists
Olives and booze are proof that he loves us and wants us to be happy

1) I concur
2) Mind if I quote this? This has really made my morning merry :)

[plural.livejournal.com]

Freely and with much joy

[asrei.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

And sex is proof that god wants you to have pleasure after you have the olives and booze.

*wicked grin*

[plural.livejournal.com]

actually

I am firmly of the belief
that sex is a joke in heaven

I find it pretty damn funny
from a participant point of view

how freaking hilliarous must it be
from the stadium seats

[asrei.livejournal.com]

*purr*
I am not all that convinced m'dear..

I think it would be a spectacular thing
to sit and watch if i were so inclined to do so in heaven

Mind you - i am a voyeur.

There is nothing better than to see two beautiful bodys fucking.