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plural(Ft Lauderdale)--In a move that has significantly altered the political
landscape of the Middle East,
PLO Chairman Yassir Arafat last Saturday announced his retirement and
quickly moved to Coconut Creek, Florida.
Almost immediately, Arafat claimed 58% of the land owned by Wynmoor, and
Palm Isles. He also laid claim to 42% of the assorted Valencia Communities
and 37% of Cascades.
Arafat, however, got more than he bargained for when he attempted to
occupy the Clubhouse at Wynmoor.
His military incursion was met with fierce resistance by members of the
Yiddish Club and Hadassah, who were holding a joint meeting in the
Multipurpose room, at that time. Reports are still sketchy, but it appears
that Arafat and his forces sustained serious casualties and had to abandon
their attack when Hadassah members hurled Mah Jongg tiles at the Palestinian
terrorists and members of the Yiddish Club hurled epithets, in Yiddish
naturally.
The European Parliament quickly denounced both the Hadassah and Yiddish
group's inflammatory use of Mah Jongg tiles and insults,,and decided to
consider a proposal to send peacekeeping troops to Wynmoor to establish
"safe zones" for Palestinians.
Arafat is going to appear before the General Assembly of the United
Nations to urge the passing of Resolution 843, making ALL Jewish settlements
in Coconut Creek illegal.
Hannah Ashwari has been invited by twenty American Universities to
discuss the historic right of Palestinians to all the land now held
"illegally by the Jews in South Florida." She says that the Palestinians
have been forced out by the Jews since the 1940s, and the land rightfully
belongs to them. She blames the Jews for converting the Florida swamps and
the Ag.Reserve.into settlements, housing senior developments and malls that
have destroyed the historic evidence for Muslim/Palestinian existence in
Florida since 1000 BCE, 1600 years before Muhammed.
Last report sighted Arafat and his guards in the Bed Bath and Beyond
store in a Ft Lauderdale shopping center looking for pink flamingo bed
sheets.
Be on the alert. The Palestinians are known to gravitate to both tennis
and shuffleboard courts, and it is well documented that they have a
predilection for ceramics, bridge and canasta. Beware their motto. "
Today Wynmoor, Tomorrow the Polo Club" at Boca Raton.
landscape of the Middle East,
PLO Chairman Yassir Arafat last Saturday announced his retirement and
quickly moved to Coconut Creek, Florida.
Almost immediately, Arafat claimed 58% of the land owned by Wynmoor, and
Palm Isles. He also laid claim to 42% of the assorted Valencia Communities
and 37% of Cascades.
Arafat, however, got more than he bargained for when he attempted to
occupy the Clubhouse at Wynmoor.
His military incursion was met with fierce resistance by members of the
Yiddish Club and Hadassah, who were holding a joint meeting in the
Multipurpose room, at that time. Reports are still sketchy, but it appears
that Arafat and his forces sustained serious casualties and had to abandon
their attack when Hadassah members hurled Mah Jongg tiles at the Palestinian
terrorists and members of the Yiddish Club hurled epithets, in Yiddish
naturally.
The European Parliament quickly denounced both the Hadassah and Yiddish
group's inflammatory use of Mah Jongg tiles and insults,,and decided to
consider a proposal to send peacekeeping troops to Wynmoor to establish
"safe zones" for Palestinians.
Arafat is going to appear before the General Assembly of the United
Nations to urge the passing of Resolution 843, making ALL Jewish settlements
in Coconut Creek illegal.
Hannah Ashwari has been invited by twenty American Universities to
discuss the historic right of Palestinians to all the land now held
"illegally by the Jews in South Florida." She says that the Palestinians
have been forced out by the Jews since the 1940s, and the land rightfully
belongs to them. She blames the Jews for converting the Florida swamps and
the Ag.Reserve.into settlements, housing senior developments and malls that
have destroyed the historic evidence for Muslim/Palestinian existence in
Florida since 1000 BCE, 1600 years before Muhammed.
Last report sighted Arafat and his guards in the Bed Bath and Beyond
store in a Ft Lauderdale shopping center looking for pink flamingo bed
sheets.
Be on the alert. The Palestinians are known to gravitate to both tennis
and shuffleboard courts, and it is well documented that they have a
predilection for ceramics, bridge and canasta. Beware their motto. "
Today Wynmoor, Tomorrow the Polo Club" at Boca Raton.
