Politically correct announcement

[plural]

We have been informed that the Arabs do not like to be called "towelheads."

The item they wear on their heads is actually a small sheet.

Effective immediately, please call them "little sheet heads."

Thank you for your cooperation

Comments

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

Geeze, and all this time I've been calling them "aller-lovin' grease balls"... Man do I feel foolish.

[asrei.livejournal.com]

Thank you..

That just made my cigarette-less morning!

[hiraya.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha

that's mean.

ha ha ha

but damn funny.

ha ha ha

[nandan.livejournal.com]

Damn, now I have to change the name of my fantasy baseball team.