about last night
Jun. 2nd, 2003 03:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pluralthe evening started out missing a phone call
and then on to helping a friend jump start her car
and
we hung out for a bit while her battery charged up
while we were hanging around
schmoozing
a pretty lil blue celica pulled up
filled with all sorts of hotties
the driver was entirely inept at parallel parking
which was good for more than a few laughs
[two or three for each abortive attempt at least]
[L dahlin, she was much much worse than you]
She finally gave up
and asked me if I would park it for her
I said sure
and did so
perfectly of course
first try
less than an inch off the curb
flawless victory baby
It is good to be the king
afterwards
I thought I would head up to my usual spot
for a drink or two
and call it an early night
but
it just wasn't to be
I was appealed on to host an afterparty
and three sets of boobies cant be wrong
so
I went along with it
had a whole bunch of people over
drinking
schmoozing
watching B movies
twas good fun
was playing around
in the guest room
with a few chickies
[two blondes and brunette]
[I tried to get one of the blondes]
[to dye her hair red]
[you know for balance]
and
boom
the bed fell straight down
broke off about half the rail
on one side
but
I should be able to pull a jesus and fix it
without much worry
but I suppose
if you are gonna literally break in a bed
there are worse ways
royalty I suppose, has its privileges
rolled everyone out
about seven this morning
and caught some winks
and now
I am really truly
gonna go out on bettie
love love
me
and then on to helping a friend jump start her car
and
we hung out for a bit while her battery charged up
while we were hanging around
schmoozing
a pretty lil blue celica pulled up
filled with all sorts of hotties
the driver was entirely inept at parallel parking
which was good for more than a few laughs
[two or three for each abortive attempt at least]
[L dahlin, she was much much worse than you]
She finally gave up
and asked me if I would park it for her
I said sure
and did so
perfectly of course
first try
less than an inch off the curb
flawless victory baby
It is good to be the king
afterwards
I thought I would head up to my usual spot
for a drink or two
and call it an early night
but
it just wasn't to be
I was appealed on to host an afterparty
and three sets of boobies cant be wrong
so
I went along with it
had a whole bunch of people over
drinking
schmoozing
watching B movies
twas good fun
was playing around
in the guest room
with a few chickies
[two blondes and brunette]
[I tried to get one of the blondes]
[to dye her hair red]
[you know for balance]
and
boom
the bed fell straight down
broke off about half the rail
on one side
but
I should be able to pull a jesus and fix it
without much worry
but I suppose
if you are gonna literally break in a bed
there are worse ways
royalty I suppose, has its privileges
rolled everyone out
about seven this morning
and caught some winks
and now
I am really truly
gonna go out on bettie
love love
me
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Date: 2003-06-02 05:32 pm (UTC)Nevertheless, this entry, very much made me think Patrick Bateman.
I am psychotic and I have that espn stuff
Date: 2003-06-02 05:57 pm (UTC)you are not the first person
to say I reminded them of that movie
unfortunately
I dont have a nice chrome axe
nor any real desire to whack people
[most people aren't worth the drycleaning bill]
oh yeah
and I prefer video cameras to mirrors
*mischevious grin*
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Date: 2003-06-03 06:42 am (UTC)Parallel parking skills that is *grin*
*snorts*
Date: 2003-06-03 09:31 pm (UTC)*envy*
HIGH FIVE!
Date: 2003-06-11 08:45 pm (UTC)werd.......