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Remember my rant
just the other day
Well take a look at this
no it isnt 9/11 related
it is american dumb ass public related
the scary fucking thing
is the son of a bitch
will probably get elected too
he will have money
[from the network and advertisers]
publicity out the ying yang
[free advertising]
and more name recognition that Jesus
and thats just the rhetoric
when you look at the numbers it gets even scarier
American voters
[demographic information provided by the CIA]
[voter turning information provided Federal Election Commision]
We have a population of 278 million people
205 million of which are eligible to vote
Unfortunately only 156 Million of those actually registered to vote
and of those 156 million that registered
only a 105 million actually voted
that means that fifty million people could not scrape their asses
off the couch to go what maybe four blocks to their local polling station?
no these arent those people who dont vote on principle
such people wouldnt bother to register either
so basically when you break it down
51% of our population voted
now if we didnt give women the right to vote
then that would be a respectable number
but
we did and it is sucks [the number, not the right]
hell we can barely get two/thirds of the people who register to vote
to actually bother doing it
where am I going with this
you are probably thinking
well
We know that a hundred million americans voted
so I ask you
how many watched survivor?
if you total them up
how many watch reality shows?
Let me tell you
For the 2002 season
[Fall 01- Spring 02]
Survivor - 20 million americans
Fear factor - 14 million Americans
Who wants to be a millionaire - 20 million Americans
The Weakest Link = 19 million americans
Add it all up and you get 74 Million American watching dumb fucking reality shows
and thats just the big ones
we arent counting all the piddly ones
now
there are a couple of problems with the data I have presented
which I will address for you now
Survivor plays on thurdays night and not against another reality show
so its viewers could be counted twice watching survivor and another show
You are correct, however Fear Factor, Millionaire, and Weakest Link were all on at the same time on the same night
which means at 8pm on Mondays 53 million americans were watching on of those three shows
Also you have to consider that Survivor was competing against the all around number one show in television
for its time slot on thursday which was Friends, if the people who watched mondays show were all duplicated in survivor
it would have beaten the shit out of Friends.
Some of the viewers may be under eighteen or ineligable to vote
You are correct, in actuality this data measures US households not individuals
so I figure that somes houses that have kids watching this stuff alone
and others have a couple of adults in them watching together
I consider both issues to basically come out in the wash
and while the figures we have arent exact
they are good enough for my purposes
so with 74 million american who watch this type of show
you figure it is elimination style
so
at the end
people have to choose between two candidates
whether they have a vote or not everyone will select their favorite
lets say 36 million people prefer the winning candidate
and 34 million people prefer the losing candidate
and four million of you dumb fucking tards
are pouting cause the guy you had the hots for didnt make it to the last round
ok
your eyes are glazing over again
let me bring this home to you
We know have a candidate
who is preferred by 36 million people
has huge name recognition and publicity points
probably has a shit load of cash to run with
and 36 million people
that is a third of the available pool.
even if these fuckers havent voted in the past
they sure as hell would now
after all they own his ass
[in their minds]
he is there guy
they picked him
cheered him
and
win he wins the office
they will win too
vicarously through him
its fucking disgustingly brilliant
and
the network executives are too fucking stupid
to realize just how brilliant it is
they just stole the idea
from the poor argentinian bastards
who
came up with it in a desperate attempt
to find a leader
that
can stay in office more than two weeks
ok
enough bloody rambling
I need to get some food in me
just the other day
Well take a look at this
no it isnt 9/11 related
it is american dumb ass public related
the scary fucking thing
is the son of a bitch
will probably get elected too
he will have money
[from the network and advertisers]
publicity out the ying yang
[free advertising]
and more name recognition that Jesus
and thats just the rhetoric
when you look at the numbers it gets even scarier
American voters
[demographic information provided by the CIA]
[voter turning information provided Federal Election Commision]
We have a population of 278 million people
205 million of which are eligible to vote
Unfortunately only 156 Million of those actually registered to vote
and of those 156 million that registered
only a 105 million actually voted
that means that fifty million people could not scrape their asses
off the couch to go what maybe four blocks to their local polling station?
no these arent those people who dont vote on principle
such people wouldnt bother to register either
so basically when you break it down
51% of our population voted
now if we didnt give women the right to vote
then that would be a respectable number
but
we did and it is sucks [the number, not the right]
hell we can barely get two/thirds of the people who register to vote
to actually bother doing it
where am I going with this
you are probably thinking
well
We know that a hundred million americans voted
so I ask you
how many watched survivor?
if you total them up
how many watch reality shows?
Let me tell you
For the 2002 season
[Fall 01- Spring 02]
Survivor - 20 million americans
Fear factor - 14 million Americans
Who wants to be a millionaire - 20 million Americans
The Weakest Link = 19 million americans
Add it all up and you get 74 Million American watching dumb fucking reality shows
and thats just the big ones
we arent counting all the piddly ones
now
there are a couple of problems with the data I have presented
which I will address for you now
Survivor plays on thurdays night and not against another reality show
so its viewers could be counted twice watching survivor and another show
You are correct, however Fear Factor, Millionaire, and Weakest Link were all on at the same time on the same night
which means at 8pm on Mondays 53 million americans were watching on of those three shows
Also you have to consider that Survivor was competing against the all around number one show in television
for its time slot on thursday which was Friends, if the people who watched mondays show were all duplicated in survivor
it would have beaten the shit out of Friends.
Some of the viewers may be under eighteen or ineligable to vote
You are correct, in actuality this data measures US households not individuals
so I figure that somes houses that have kids watching this stuff alone
and others have a couple of adults in them watching together
I consider both issues to basically come out in the wash
and while the figures we have arent exact
they are good enough for my purposes
so with 74 million american who watch this type of show
you figure it is elimination style
so
at the end
people have to choose between two candidates
whether they have a vote or not everyone will select their favorite
lets say 36 million people prefer the winning candidate
and 34 million people prefer the losing candidate
and four million of you dumb fucking tards
are pouting cause the guy you had the hots for didnt make it to the last round
ok
your eyes are glazing over again
let me bring this home to you
We know have a candidate
who is preferred by 36 million people
has huge name recognition and publicity points
probably has a shit load of cash to run with
and 36 million people
that is a third of the available pool.
even if these fuckers havent voted in the past
they sure as hell would now
after all they own his ass
[in their minds]
he is there guy
they picked him
cheered him
and
win he wins the office
they will win too
vicarously through him
its fucking disgustingly brilliant
and
the network executives are too fucking stupid
to realize just how brilliant it is
they just stole the idea
from the poor argentinian bastards
who
came up with it in a desperate attempt
to find a leader
that
can stay in office more than two weeks
ok
enough bloody rambling
I need to get some food in me
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And yes, I continue to vote and would be voting in the next election except I don't plan to be here.
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you dont vote for the president
you vote for the electoral college
and as much as it is weird
they electoral college
did exactly what it was supposed to do
they didnt say
"nah we like this guy better"
they voted for the person
that the people who elected them
told them to
it just happened
that the overall majority of fools
voted for the other guy
think of the electoral college sort of like this
you and everyone in your state
votes on who the state likes best
then the representatives of that state
cast that vote in a new election
there is not national elections
all elections are done at the state level
and
then votes are cast by each state
for president
all that babble above
this doesnt mean that I think the system works
but
I still vote
no matter where I am
[i voted absentee ballot]
[when I was in Israel]
never missed an election
[cept for primaries but]
[I am not registered with a party]
[so those dont matter much]
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nodnod
and now
so are we
happy happy
joy
joy
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didn't we learn from bush that there is 'machine' hiding behind the smoking and puffing man that is the all powerful president?
I fear for the future.
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You are wrong though - I think the dumb fucks in the network production office know EXACTLY what they have.. And the war machines only have to buy off the winner as a vice..