plural: (earl)
plural ([personal profile] plural) wrote2003-09-10 05:48 pm

Iowa stands for Idiots Out Walking Around

You know

It used to be Ohio
that was on my shit list of shit lists

today
that has changed

Iowa
has just bumped it out
of the top slots

so
if you live in Iowa
don't drink the water

*sigh*

[identity profile] petermarcus.livejournal.com 2003-09-10 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought France was on your shit list of shit lists...

[identity profile] plural.livejournal.com 2003-09-10 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
nah

France is just mildy unholy and annoying

no where near the level of an ohio
or
iowa

[identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
you really shouldn't leave out Indiana or Virginia when talking of unholy states, IMHO.

[identity profile] dew.livejournal.com 2003-09-11 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
So what did Ohio do to you besides the usual warrants?