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plural ([personal profile] plural) wrote2003-08-31 01:48 pm

what is today - news of the weird day?

bbcnewsworld 9:21a

US pizza man's death riddle

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/click/rss/0.91/public/-/1/hi/world/americas/3196055.stm

The FBI investigates the death of a pizza delivery man who said he was made to rob a bank by having a bomb strapped on him.

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can you imagine how this thought process went

got a bomb

gonna rob a bank

no

wait

I am hungry

lemme order a pizza first

hey

there is an idea

I can put the bomb on the pizza guy

have him rob the bank

and sit here and eat my pizza instead

what brilliance

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of course

I am probably the only person in existence
who is infinitely curious
what sort of pizza it was

[identity profile] punchdrunk.livejournal.com 2003-08-31 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
and i was wondering if they got the pizza and the bank money within 30 minutes...

and if they had any garlic bread... mmmmmmm