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plural ([personal profile] plural) wrote2003-07-15 06:03 pm
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it is my century baby

I was at a stop light,
behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus."

So I honked.

The driver leaned out his window, flipped me the bird, and yelled,

"Can't you see the light is still red, you fucking moron?"
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Heh

[identity profile] lamotocyclette.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Reminds me of the time I was run off the road by a girl driving a truck with a "Mean People Suck" bumber sticker.

Re: Heh

[identity profile] lamotocyclette.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be "bumper sticker", Fruedian slip I guess.

Re: Heh

[identity profile] weetanya.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
God is an Iron, yep...

[identity profile] marieofroumania.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT
FUCKING
RULES.

[identity profile] atillathehung.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Painfully funny!

[identity profile] jmichiko.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
too good. just about sums it up, really.

[identity profile] weetanya.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
and next time, you can yell back: "God bless you too, cocksucker!"

[identity profile] geekwad.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I was ... just gonna say that.

wtf?!

[identity profile] dangrmous.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That's hilarious!! What a hypcrite. God will give him a canker sore for sure ;)

Reminds of those great bumper stickers- "Jesus loves you - everyone else thinks you're an asshole!"

[identity profile] emily-dark.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That really is too brilliant. ;)

[identity profile] girlinthemoon.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO!

Hi, I'm Shana :) I just 'friended' you :)

[identity profile] plural.livejournal.com 2003-08-04 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
ello there
and welcome

sorry it took so long for me to get back to you
I have been travelling for the last few weeks
and life has been crazy crazy
anyway
I added you so
you can read all about it if you like

p

[identity profile] mikeys.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
that rules. i'm going to try that someday soon.

speaking of which, i was watching the 700 club last night. I think it's the funniest thing on television. I don't think they *meant* it to be funny though...

[identity profile] dpaul007.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] weetanya sent me.

Now linked from my Journal as well.

[identity profile] delphaicdragon.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
hahhahahahhaha That reminds me of the time I was cut off by someone with a bumper sticker saying "Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty."

[shakes her head] Humans. Sheesh.

[identity profile] againsthestream.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha!

[identity profile] luv2ride.livejournal.com 2003-07-16 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
I needed a good laugh...ha ha Thanks

[identity profile] pr1ss.livejournal.com 2003-07-16 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
That could be a quote from an Arlo Guthrie song.

[identity profile] bitterbyrden.livejournal.com 2003-07-16 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
Someone in front of me had a version of those little Jesusfish thingies. The one were the "big fish" -- Jesus -- is swallowing the "little fish" Darwin. I couldn't help it, I screamed out "Oh my Lord! Jesus killed Darwin!"

I think I'm still a little angry from our fourth grade Creation vs. Evolution debate.

[identity profile] brokendulce.livejournal.com 2003-07-16 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
thats so fucked, i love it.
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