Two Questions

[plural]

Does having multiple personalities
count
as not drinking
alone?

Are you paranoid
if everyone is
really out to get you?

Comments

Multiple Personalities..

[zaiah.livejournal.com]

It's like the slave vote in the south in the civil war.. must have seven more personalities to equal one drinking partner.

Re: Multiple Personalities..

[plural.livejournal.com]

ahh
the old 3/5ths compromise
that works
I have enough psychosises to warrant atleast one drinking buddy

Re: Multiple Personalities..

[zaiah.livejournal.com]

Even so.. I seem to have enough troubles currently to suggest imbibing myself. What are we one? the stock of hard liquor is rather limited at the moment.

Stocks of Hard Liquor

[plural.livejournal.com]

Ah
that is one problem I am fortunate
to a without
I have ample supplies of hard liquor
tonights poison
is 2/3 of a liter of Captain Morgan's Rum
and about 7 cokes
feeling good
hmm maybe I will even go into work
tomorrow before noon
nah

[princessashi.livejournal.com]

no no. my favorite one is "just because you're not paranoid, doesnt mean they're not out to get you"

[kansaschica.livejournal.com]

I'm paranoid only because they *are* out to get me.

Re:

[plural.livejournal.com]

no thats just me

Re:

[kansaschica.livejournal.com]

You're out to get me too?

Or wait, I'm not *good* enough for them to be out to get me?

A Technicality

[plural.livejournal.com]

Paranoia
is the "unreasonable" fear
that everyone is out to get you
so if everyone
was out to get you
it wouldnt be that
unreasonable
would it?

Re: A Technicality

[spite.livejournal.com]