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[plural]

I know I owe yall
some tales from the beach
but
the weather has been entirely too nice
to be indoors much recently
besides I have a nice tan from the beach
and have been finding excuses
to get me out in the sun all week

after all I have to go back to Seattle
in a couple of weeks and
as we all know
the man with the tan
in the land of the pasties
is
king

todays intended misadventure
[with the purpose of doing something in the sun]
[I cant stand just laying out there]

is something of a quest

you see

apparently there is
a gazebo in my backyard

and I

I intend on finding it

so off I go machete in hand
if you don't hear from me
in the next few days
I probably fell into a portal to the lost world
and
am traipsing around with some busty blonde
in an animal fur bikini

so while a rescue party would probably be unnecessary
if one of you kind souls could send
one of those dogs with the barrel of liquor
around its neck
that would be divine

Comments

[witsbeginning.livejournal.com]

just let me know which liqour you prefer.

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

knob creek, of course. with a splash of coke.

[plural.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

heh.

Kudzu?

[plural.livejournal.com]

could be
I slept drank
my way through my botany class
so
I dont have a clue

[rdg.livejournal.com]

the man with the tan
in the land of the pasties
is
king

so true
six weeks of arizona sun
then it's back to london
hide your daughters

[plural.livejournal.com]

thankfully I dont have any of my own
but
I do a pretty decent job
of hiding everyone elses
*grin*