On a happier note

[plural]

skyler just emailed me
while I can not say I know who skyler is
but their offer of

"slap my bitch u35p NOW!"

was quite generous I am sure

but anyway

have I ever mentioned
that I adore spam

it just cracks me up

or perhaps I should say
the subject lines crack me up
as
I never bother to open and read
the actual message

Comments

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

I get so little spam, I really can't speak to the topic.

When I do venture into the land of masses (that is, web-based email), and actually see monster amounts of spam, I'm so overwhelmed by the amount of email, I usually just pick through for the sender I am looking for and delete the rest.

I can imagine it'd be interesting though.

[plural.livejournal.com]

hotmail filters out the majority
of the spam I get
but
occasionally
one sneaks through
just when I need a laugh

[witsbeginning.livejournal.com]

but i am a bit interested in jennifer & her fascinations with live farm animals....intriguing

[plural.livejournal.com]

well with you being from mississippi, I suppose that is understandable

but seeing as I once had the misfortune to walk in on a friend on mine, her datschund and a can of tuna, I have to admit any curiousity in that area is pretty well squashed

Re:

[witsbeginning.livejournal.com]

then i'm sure you will enjoy allison's cum guzzling friends....

[plural.livejournal.com]

hmm
cant say I have had any reason to complain about

cum guzzling

in the past

although if her friends are anything like Jennifers, I have my reservations

Re:

[witsbeginning.livejournal.com]

well, she has a live web cam, so you can see if jennifer is in on the action

[hiraya.livejournal.com]

I thought skyler was monogamous. Apparently not.

The bitch sent me the exact same email.

I'm torn.