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A very confident Air Force Fighter Pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Fighter Pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Fighter Pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
A very confident Air Force Fighter Pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Fighter Pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Fighter Pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
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Date: 2003-06-10 07:14 am (UTC)where did you get such insight?
walmart?
Re:
Date: 2003-06-10 07:17 am (UTC)Normally I make her walk, but the floors hadn't been swept in 3 days.
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Date: 2003-06-10 07:19 am (UTC)this wouldnt be nearly as disturbing
if
I wasnt dating your sister
Re:
Date: 2003-06-10 07:20 am (UTC)"step-sister"
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Date: 2003-06-10 07:22 am (UTC)I suppose I cant fault you then
you must have learned such behaviour
from your
step father
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Date: 2003-06-10 07:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-10 07:28 am (UTC)thats the reason
I had been wondering why you always wore stockings and heels during sex