feeling playful

[plural]

things that suck about being me

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*grin*

now on to other things

Its time for a few of the my favorite LJ games

First off seeing as I have free long distance, cell minutes, and lazy summer afternoons to waste, I thought I would give yall a chance to peek behind the curtain. Unfortunately this offer is restricted to residents of the US and Canada, as my cellphone (which is my only phone) will not allow me to make overseas calls *pouts*

So if you want a call from me fill out the poll below, and only I can see the answers, and I promise not to sell them to more than three telemarketing firms (per month)

[Poll #142476]

Oh and my lawyer requires the following notice be added:
By filling out this poll you are requesting and granting permission for the plural to contact you, as such you assume all liability from any resulting emotional harm, damage or therapy resulting from said telephone conversation. You agree to hold the plural harmless and indemnify him from any potential legal action.

and now we shall progress to your favorite and mine

Things yall said taken out of context and abused for my amusement:

i'm not sure how many brain cells i'll have left at the end of this.

I've got head-worms!

i am rubbing ice all over myself.

we could be a cool mom/daughter team of crip and pregnant webcam people.

Can't stop laughing about Kansas

i would miss out on seeing all them good lezzie pics.

I HAVE CIGARETTES!

I'm a little tea pot

I slept with one of his women once

mm, food poisoning

No one including myself has to touch me for me to have an orgasm

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How compatible with me are YOU?

Comments

Holy shit you read my journal!

[princezna.livejournal.com]

No one including myself has to touch me for me to have an orgasm

That's what six month's celibacy & and an active mind do for you.

[trishylicious.livejournal.com]

i don't think i know you well enough to give you my digits, and i doubt you would call, not knowing me much better, either.

but, the real reason i'm commenting - it's funny you suggested "six-string samurai" as a movie to watch! because i've actually seen it several times. it was a cult-classic favorite of a very good friend.

[plural.livejournal.com]

I adore that movie
hence the suggestion

well they could tone down
the kid screaming part a little
but

otherwise its the pimp schnizzle

[quitevolatile.livejournal.com]

i'm not sure you have enough people on your compatability list.

[plural.livejournal.com]

lol
yeah
I had to use the webupdate form
because the list was too long
for the client to post
*grin*

I havent counted but it looks like damn near everyone on my friends list is up there

[witsbeginning.livejournal.com]

cprofit recommended your journal as a means of entertainment & such. actually he said if i didn't add you then he would pin TeH cAt on my head, & since i'm not too fond of cats, i figured i'd oblige.

great thoughts so far, maybe a bit later i'll entertain you with my phone number.

[plural.livejournal.com]

well hello there
and
welcome

Re:

[witsbeginning.livejournal.com]

damn i must've done something wrong.....i didn't even get a spanking for low moral!

[plural.livejournal.com]

*laugh*

maybe your morals
just werent low enough

*wink*