"In accordance with international law and patents 2358321 & 9583204, plural solely retains all rights to use and abuse evil grins (versions 3,5,9 & 11-16) and has duly and exclusively licensed (via international codacils on patent neglect) the rights to use all others versions.
future royalties for the use of said property may be charged at plural's leisure and discretion"
He is working on getting me the rights to that insipid smily face as well, so I can attach punitive royalties to its use.
so yeah my lawyers rock too *evil grin version 12*
Well I'll be damned... I am impressed. I am gonna check my records though, because I really thought I had exclusive rights to all things evil. At least I still own vapid stare and chastizing glare of condemnation.
Actually the license agreement providing you such rights was abrogated several months ago as a part of the negotiations with Satan vis a vis his determinate of ascension, ownership of said properties was subrogated [in trust] to me for the forseeable future.
All persons [which included you] holding any lein on such property were provided opportunity via public notice for a period of six (6) weeks with which to present briefs to the court. Since no current lien holders had any objections, the court granted the abrogation without prejudice.
If you will observe the court required you to present "briefs" not your briefs that you were unable to acquire any briefs to present merely demonstrates your lack of commitment.
however since I am a magnanimous fellow, I might be willing to provide a limited license in exchange for some minimal services
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yummie this before i report you
Date: 2002-12-21 07:44 pm (UTC)you have to ask first
are you new here?
since you asked
Date: 2002-12-21 07:58 pm (UTC)To quote my lawyer:
"In accordance with international law and patents 2358321 & 9583204, plural solely retains all rights to use and abuse evil grins (versions 3,5,9 & 11-16) and has duly and exclusively licensed (via international codacils on patent neglect) the rights to use all others versions.
future royalties for the use of said property may be charged at plural's leisure and discretion"
He is working on getting me the rights to that insipid smily face as well, so I can attach punitive royalties to its use.
so
yeah
my lawyers rock too
*evil grin version 12*
Re: since you asked
Date: 2002-12-21 08:32 pm (UTC)Well I'll be damned... I am impressed. I am gonna check my records though, because I really thought I had exclusive rights to all things evil.
At least I still own vapid stare and chastizing glare of condemnation.
no subject
Date: 2002-12-21 08:45 pm (UTC)All persons [which included you] holding any lein on such property were provided opportunity via public notice for a period of six (6) weeks with which to present briefs to the court. Since no current lien holders had any objections, the court granted the abrogation without prejudice.
Re:
Date: 2002-12-21 08:50 pm (UTC)So evil still belongs to me on a technicality.
IN. YOUR. FACE.
no subject
Date: 2002-12-21 08:59 pm (UTC)the court required you to present "briefs"
not your briefs
that you were unable to acquire any briefs to present merely demonstrates your lack of commitment.
however since I am a magnanimous fellow, I might be willing to provide a limited license in exchange for some minimal services
Re:
Date: 2002-12-21 09:10 pm (UTC)Do not act as if you are doing me any favors here.
Evil is mine, and you know it.
::maniacal laughter::