mind games ... or ... oh yeah you suck

[plural]

Below are four (4) questions.
You have to answer them instantly.
You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.

Let's find out just how clever you really are.


Ready?

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second
person. What position are you in?

























If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.


To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


























If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong

again.

Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
You're not very good at this are you?

Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add
another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the
total?































Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your
day. Maybe you will get the last question right?


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?































Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again.


dont feel bad now it could be worse
you could look like this

Comments

[weetanya.livejournal.com]

wow! that was annoying! =)

Michael, Michael, you are a freak...

[roughdiamond.livejournal.com]

I predict his face will be the next "Most Popular Halloween Masque" next year. This year it was Bush, Bin Ladin and Hussein...

Michael, Michael, you are a freak...

[plural.livejournal.com]

now now
halloween is a time for playful scares

not mind numbing terror
requiring years of therapy to get over

Re: Michael, Michael, you are a freak...

[roughdiamond.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm making a mental note to send my therapy bill to you... ;)

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

ehhh. 50%.

I've had worse physics exams.

[estrie.livejournal.com]

ehheheheheh... 25% percent? i've also had worse physics exams. well, almost.

[damion.livejournal.com]

I confess that I missed the first one. Shame on you for making me answer immediately :D

[ikilled007.livejournal.com]

I missed the last one, but I'm still slow from last night's drinking. Also, I didn't answer the "overtake the last person" question, because I couldn't think of anything witty enough for that.

slow slow slow

brain slow.

[i.livejournal.com]

my answer for the second was "running the wrong way"

[ikilled007.livejournal.com]

damn it, i couldn't think of anything witty.

[plural.livejournal.com]

yeah
the best I could come up with
was

"fucking stupid"

ah well

win some lose none

[thoughtgolem.livejournal.com]

my thoughts were definitely influenced by recent news stories...
my answer was "about to get the shit kicked out of you for running onto the track from the stands"

[patrick.livejournal.com]

I am the winner and got them all right. These aren't very hard questions, y0. I like the math question the best though.

almost

[swimslave.livejournal.com]

Got em all except for the math question.

Thing is...I didn't even get 5000. I got 6000. Stupid math...

signs of intelligent life

[rachel-eurydice.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm not as brain dead today as I thought...
I got all but the math one right.
Go me!
But the pic was fuckin' scary. *shivers*

oh dear god...

[shiawasebubbles.livejournal.com]

tell me that's NOT his real face. PLEASE.

would that I could

[plural.livejournal.com]

it would bring me great pleasure

but alas
it is indeed his current face

one would think
with the amount of money he has
he could afford a decent plastic surgeon

then again at the stage he is at now, there are probably so many layers of fake that it becomes entirely unworkable

if life were paint shop pro ...

[shiawasebubbles.livejournal.com]

i would rapidly hit the undo button.