(no subject)
Oct. 19th, 2002 01:01 pmto do list
locate telephone
[somewhere in house]
hook up and charge
said telephone
[its a cordless]
use said telephone
to call cell phone
to get telephone number
from cell phones caller id
use said telephone
to gather information about
international long distance services
beat head against wall
to determine the pros and cons
of each service
randomly pick a service
using a variety of irrelevant criteria
use said telephone
to sign up for what will end up being
the least reliable and most expensive
long distance service
because I am unable to remember or care
what are the various rules
that I am supposed to follow
in order to avoid getting molested
for the life of me
I can not imagine
why I feel like procrastinating on this
or signing up for random root canals
instead
but I wont
cause
its my turn
I am never one
to be remiss
on keeping my end
of the deal
locate telephone
[somewhere in house]
hook up and charge
said telephone
[its a cordless]
use said telephone
to call cell phone
to get telephone number
from cell phones caller id
use said telephone
to gather information about
international long distance services
beat head against wall
to determine the pros and cons
of each service
randomly pick a service
using a variety of irrelevant criteria
use said telephone
to sign up for what will end up being
the least reliable and most expensive
long distance service
because I am unable to remember or care
what are the various rules
that I am supposed to follow
in order to avoid getting molested
for the life of me
I can not imagine
why I feel like procrastinating on this
or signing up for random root canals
instead
but I wont
cause
its my turn
I am never one
to be remiss
on keeping my end
of the deal
no subject
Date: 2002-10-20 01:24 pm (UTC)