The righteous reverend of all things coveted

[plural]

and I almost forgot

tonight's date
went quite well

we went out for beers
even though I drank bourbon

nice little brew pub type place
schmoozed for about three hours
much laughing ensued
even got into some more substantial conversations
especially considering it was our first date type date
and
then back to her place
for some serious
mmm mmm tastes good like campbells
tantric lovin

she informed me
that she could see how my longest relationship
survived for a year on sex alone

can we get an amen
brothers and sisters

and best of all
it worked out that nasty crik in my neck
that I have had since Sunday

damn
I feel good
and with that
I am gonna go curl up with my book
and my cat
until I drift off into sweet dreams
of unspeakably naughty things

Comments

[ikilled007.livejournal.com]

Tantric? See, I dunno about all that. I'm not what you'd call vanilla, sexually, but I'm not into all the freaky deaky shit either.

[plural.livejournal.com]

tantric is just about controlling your body
and bio-rhythms to alter the way you experience sex

and on the scale of freaky-deaky shit its is probably the most vanilla you can get

and just to clear up any misconceptions
I am not talking about the extreme version
of tantric sex some people go to
where they try to eliminate the physical

sex is physical
tantric methods should enhance that
not replace it

you can trust the fucking hippies
to screw up even something as simple as sex