immoral values

[plural]

you gotta love Georgia
why
well you gotta love a state
where
sodomy is a'ok
but
fornication carry a year in jail
and a thousand dollar fine

in other words
if you fuck your girlfriend in the ass
thats just dandy

but god forbid
you have vaginal intercourse
before marraige
and
boom
in the slammer you go

I can just imagine
the pillow talk down there

"What? no you can't fuck me there."

"But honey, it is not my choice, it is the law, you dont want me to go to jail do you?"



and no, you cant prove
I had anything to do with it
*wink*

thats the best part


[props out to kingnixon for the link]