how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

[plural]

so
I had a girl from Switzerland
come by the other night
looking at my spare room

i.e. a potential roommate

she sent me an email today
apparently she found a room which better meets her needs
but
would like to know

"if you would to go out sometime like on a date or something"

right there
that one email
sums up all of my relationships

they cant [or don't want to]
live/deal with me
but they still want to fuck me

of course
being a rampant demi-slut
[thanks petra for that designation]
I will take her up on her offer
how could I refuse
not only is she a hotty
but
she has not one but two motorcycles

I suppose I will just have to put
the larger questions out of my mind
and
do my sacred duty

for God and Country

I know
I know
if only you had my problems

yada yada yada

Comments

but can the devil settle down...

[jmichiko.livejournal.com]

ahoy matey.
there is of course that old hoary aphorism,
'you don't shit where you eat', which quite
a lot of people seem to adhere to.
so while the swiss hottie may indeed end up
wanting to co-habitate with you, perhaps she
would prefer to date you first and sort out
whether or not anything further is warranted.

and since you point out at great length and
quite regularly that you have terribly strict
and high standards for any prospective partner
(rightly so i might add), it would seem to your
advantage that 'they' aren't necessarily first
and foremost interested in settling down with
you, nor you with them.

so grin and bear it i suppose; i'm sure you'll
find that once you want that commitment you'll
get it.

Re: but can the devil settle down...

[plural.livejournal.com]

damn you and your inescapable logic

*wicked grin*

Re: but can the devil settle down...

[jmichiko.livejournal.com]

where do you think i got it from?

is that flattery I smell?

[plural.livejournal.com]

of course
I wasnt looking to settle down
just
free up some cash
*grin*

that she was a lil hotty
would have
just meant some nice
views while bumming around the house

such a situation
can never be more than
friends with benefits
[i.e. fuck buddies]
cause
it would get way to complicated
otherwise

er no, something on my shoe...

[jmichiko.livejournal.com]

sexual tension in the house
certainly isn't a bad thing, in
my experience, though it can
be nicer to see those views
while bumming around the
house if you know she's going
to leave.

Re: er no, something on my shoe...

[ikilled007.livejournal.com]

I like how you think.

[ikilled007.livejournal.com]

Actually, I've taken it a step further -- I have girls doing internet porn with me.

[plural.livejournal.com]

hmm thats a funny thing
I have quite a bit of personal porn
and have considered that
but two things got in my way

the first being
some sort of notion of
familial and personal reputation
while the idea amuses me

it seems sort of like getting a tattoo
of your favourite heavy metal band
while you are in junior high school
seems cool at the time

maybe is even fun for a few years
but being stuck with it for the rest of your life
may not be the best idea

and also
probably more importantly
I am very picky about who I share my women with
and am not willing to bother seducing
vapid women just to produce content