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Oct. 9th, 2002 02:35 pm
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"Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item
Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery
to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range."

"While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand
wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine,
said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I.
She said: "The right name is important."

So, with that in mind,
some suggested names
for walmarts new line of wine:

Chateau Traileur Doublewide

White Trashfindel

Big Red Gulp

Grape Expectations

Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"

NASCARbernet

Chef Boyardeaux

Peanut Noir

Chateau des Moines

I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

World Championship Wriesling

and my personal favourite

Nasti Spumante

Date: 2002-10-10 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatdot.livejournal.com
Well I'm from .au, where we make lots of fantastic wine, and ship it overseas.

Luckily we manage to keep some for ourselves, but life's too short to drink Bad Wine.

Date: 2002-10-10 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
I could not agree with you more
I have a rather nice assortment
of wine produced by your country
and am quite fond of it

in fact the prize of wine collection
is an old vine syrah from McClaren vale
set me back a pretty penny that did
but
worth every one let me tell you

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