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"Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item
Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery
to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range."

"While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand
wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine,
said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I.
She said: "The right name is important."

So, with that in mind,
some suggested names
for walmarts new line of wine:

Chateau Traileur Doublewide

White Trashfindel

Big Red Gulp

Grape Expectations

Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"

NASCARbernet

Chef Boyardeaux

Peanut Noir

Chateau des Moines

I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

World Championship Wriesling

and my personal favourite

Nasti Spumante

Comments

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

to help initial sales, they could give discounts proportional to sales in their 'guns and ammo' department.