plural

I need
I want
I can not find

Therefore
I am pissed

What am I talking about

Well
a dvd which I have been wanting for some time

"Six String Samurai"

I want it, but can not find it anywhere
not even my online specialize in the obscure type shops
or my hidden uber-geek basement back ups

I found it on ebay
but the auction was over
before I could place a bid

[cruel cruel life to taunt me so]

It is unusual in my life
that anything be denied to me
and
I can not say
I am fond of it much

ah
fuck me

never mind

I just found it at Amazon

*does the happy dance*

didnt have it there
the last dozen times I checked
must have seen my phrenetic and repetitive
queries and decided to pick it up
[either that]
[or old Jeffie boy]
[really liked the llama-gram I sent him]