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for all those
that read this journal simply for the offensive humor

a joke

G.W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman
"Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says "Wow, this is a real honor.
What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says "We're planning WWIII."

And the guy says "Really, What's going to happen?"

Bush says "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one blonde with big breasts."

The guy exclaimed "A blonde with big breasts?
Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says

"See, I told you no one would worry about 140 million Iraqis."

Comments

[sugarpuss.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHA, and my parents LOVED this joke, too.

[sickboy.livejournal.com]

dude
thats friggin funny as hell

[snow-spirit.livejournal.com]

LMAO! *wipes tears* aaaahhh.. i needed a laugh

cute

[cmstrick.livejournal.com]

only from you could we expect something like that!!! kisses

[loungegirl.livejournal.com]

*lol*

*falls over clenching tummy*