Infernal Logic

[plural]

On that which is killing us


The Japanese eat very little fat & The French eat a lot of fat
both suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans

Japanese drink very little red wine & Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
both suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

So Eat & drink what you like.
It's speaking English that is killing you.

Comments

[sickboy.livejournal.com]

omg
I just laughed so loud I scared the living daylights out of my cat
that was brilliant

[city-glitter.livejournal.com]

Got this in an e-mail a couple months back. Sounds like perfect logic to me. The good news is that the Japanese still die of Godzilla attacks and the French...well. They're French. That's sufficient punishment.